Thursday, January 23, 2025
Badger Shelton, dead 13 years, and my brother, dead 9 months, and me, still alive, were chased by a cop, danced with a big, red elephant after we joined Death to become pals with Mr. Lone Ranger
Scott Shelton, my brother, Eric, and I were dancing and cavorting between the four legs of the giant elephant and tugging, salaciously, on his trunk.
I jumped ahead of myself there. You see, I was in court because Trooper Rudy –
a kind and laughing fellow – didn’t buy my Lone Ranger defense as an excuse for
driving too fast on HIS highway, and he gave me a ticket that I ended up taking
to trial. The judge didn’t buy my Lone Ranger defense nor my explanation that I
usually drive much faster than that.
Friday, January 17, 2025
Jerry "Chuckles" Manley gets Lewisburg cheeseburgers on the rare day he plays canasta with his devoted nephew and other ravings from our long lives filled with busted dreams
See him wasted by the TV in his sweatsuit eating beans, wearing yesterday’s misremembers like a smile. Chuckles had a future full of money, love and dreams, but now he just sits there and eats and smiles.
I sort of paraphrased, well, not really sorta … the first
lines of my dead friend Kris Kristofferson’s classic Pilgrim, Chapter 33 … when
I began this update on the weird health and bleak times of my half-century pal,
Jerry Dale Manley, aka “Chuckles News Brother.”
We used that song – we, as in me, “Flapjacks” and Rob “Death”
Dollar and Jerry in a pivotal scene in the great movie, “Flapjacks: The Motion
Picture,” back in 1982. The fourth primary
News Brother, Jim “Flash” Lindgren wasn’t present on this full Sunday of
shooting. (We also did our gay nightclub scene, one of our Mericourt Park
scenes and I believe our graveyard scene on this day.)
The “Pilgrim” scene actually focused on me, obviously wasted
on the sidewalk on Third Street in Clarksville, Tennessee.
Rob and Jerry, who are fine method actors, arrived – I believe
it was after the Mericourt Park frolicking – to find me sitting on the sidewalk
in my jacket and my jeans, smoking and appearing generally despondent. It’s really
not hard to find me that way, even today. We were, as you may know, searching
for editor Tony “Little, Short Asshole With a Beard” Durr. He really wasn’t
lost, he had fled Luther and “The Leaf-Chronicle” in the middle of the night
and taken a job in San Antonio, Texas. (He later paid for me to come down there
to interview to be his assistant Sunday editor of the “Express-News,” but I
turned him down, based on his track record, the pay was less than at the L-C,
and they wouldn’t pay moving expenses. I
had identical experiences when he got them to offer me a job at the Chicago “Sun-Times”
and the “Anchorage Gazette” (or whatever the fuck it was.)
Well, I’ve taken a long sidetrack here. You see, today’s bit
of writing is about Jerry, “Chuckles,” who, with Rob “Death” convinced me to
throw down my exploding cigarette while Kris sang “The Pilgrim,” and join them
in the fictional search that was the “glue’’ of the free-ranging film whose
main targets were popular culture and our own naivete and lifelong propensity
for valor and eventual defeat.
I love my News Brothers, special kudos to the four main assholes
who risked all to make movies and in real life to tell the news to a
fact-starved populace. Too bad there are no newspapers today.
Jerry, of course, is one of the fabulous four, and I worked
with him, on and off, throughout our several weary decades as newspapermen.
(That, too, has a real-life sad ending.)
As you may recall, in the year 2024, I spent a day or two a
week visiting him in the Memory Care Ward of a nuthouse a few miles from where
I live. I would take him Diet SunDrop and peanut butter crackers (or other
equally good for a healthy diet and basic nutrition stuffs) for him to snack
on. At first I snuck the stuff in in my pants. But as I became bolder, I just toted
it in, daring Nurse Ratched and the others to take it from me. A couple of them
were quite nice-looking, so I had hoped I’d be patted down and my crotch
searched.
Tim, you are getting too far afield. These guys won’t read
this, old buddy. Doesn’t matter. The writing is the thing wherein I’ll catch
the conscience of the king and purge my sandpaper soul.
Anyway, you may recall that Jerry – who had been dismissed
from two cuckoo’s nests down in his hometown prior to moving on up to Brentwood
– was tossed from the local Memory Care Ward for taking his roommate
Bob/Milford, who was sitting in Jerry’s chair and singing “Rocky Raccoon”, and picking him up twice and doing one of
those wrestling pile-drivers, tossing him to the floor. I made up the
pile-driver, but it had to hurt, as Bob/Milford weighed maybe 75 pounds and
Jerry was bulging, I imagine up toward the 270 range, by that time.
Since Jerry’s family, he has two grown and professionally
advanced children, didn’t do anything about it, his nephew, Steven, who had
shared Jerry’s Lewisburg house, didn’t want Jerry going into another soul prison.
So, he took him home early this fall.
I’d been to visit Jerry for about 10 months, but to me, an old
and defunct cripple, cluttering my 40-year-old Saab down to Lewisburg just isn’t
practical. I got emotionally and physically drained enough when I was spending
my hours here, in the asylum. I know I physically would not be able to endure 1½
hours of Tennessee interstate somnambulism at the end of the visit.
If you’ve read my irregular dispatches, all found on this
page and in my “They Call Me Flapjacks” internationally acclaimed blog (I have
a Brit who lives and works in Germany who is perhaps my greatest fan, and he’s
a damn nice guy as well, despite his taste in international writers), you
likely know that I’ve tried to keep everyone in the News Brothers community posted
on Jerry’s health as he lives with Steven. (My dispatches also are well-received
by my beloved pal, Scott “Badger” Shelton, who died 13 years ago next Thursday,
January 23, 2012. Fuck, I miss him. But I do talk to him. Shouldn’t be
surprising, as I talk to myself all the time, too, and I’m half-dead).
So, you know that Steven turned his life upside-down to care
for his uncle. He “retired” from his profession as a chef and went to work as a
construction supervisor, so he could have regular daytime hours and not leave
Jerry at home alone and be there for evening meals, “Kojak” reruns and heated
hands of canasta.
I called Steven yesterday, just to see how both he and his
Uncle Chuckles are doing. It is a huge sacrifice Steven made to keep Jerry out
of a state asylum or a retired-and-mentally-drained-people’s bunkhouse and death
watch facility.
“I’m doing OK,” said Steven, who I caught after his
construction job ended for the day. “It’s hard, but Jerry’s worth it.
“He’s not too much trouble.’’
In fact, he says Jerry has “some days” – like the day I
called – when the dementia fog is broken by the rare Lewisburg sun. If you can’t
get a tan, then you stand in the Lewisburg rain.
“He goes days without saying a thing. Then, today, he’s been
talking. A lot. Surprising. Sometimes he sleeps all day and sits up, watching
TV all night, but other times, like today, we talk and it’s nice that he’s ‘around.’”
Steven laughed. “Only trouble he gives me is when I have to
fight him to get him in the shower, but he needs to stay clean.”
Jerry’s refusal to shower was the reason one nursing home dismissed
him, only to send him looking for a place where he could pound the shit out of
anyone named Bob/Milford.
“Otherwise he goes days at a time without talking.
“If he has a good day, maybe we can meet for lunch,” he
added, saying that his uncle occasionally will go for a car ride, but more
often kicks up a fuss.
“He’s eating OK. In fact, he sent me to town to get him a
cheeseburger,” said Steven. “That’s what I’m doing now.
“Only other trouble I’ve had is that he needed to have a
bigger toilet put in. He’s too big for the one he had in the house.”
Another old journalism comrade of mine currently is dying in
a nursing home, refusing to eat.
At least Jerry is eating.
I told Steven to get himself a burger or two himself when he
got to town.
“Oh, and tell him he’s a damn nice guy.”
I hung up the phone and shivered. “Fuck, Timothy,’’ I muttered, before breaking
into “The Pilgrim, Chapter 33.”
Thursday, January 16, 2025
Peace and Love triumph as Ringo spreads joy (and to me a dash of mortal melancholy) in "Look Up" concert that Nashville guests turn into glorious tribute to a Beatle who loves country music
Ringo raised me to tears of joy
and melancholy during the magnificent Ringo & Friends at the Ryman concert
and television taping Wednesday night.
While the show was to support the
launch of his new, country album, “Look Up,” it really turned into a tribute to
the 84-year-old entertainer who has been a part of my life for more than 60
years.
And not all the joy came from the iconic
Beatles drummer and his almost soft-shoe showmanship, but from the people who
gathered around to perform with him or to perform some of his classics while he
waited in the wings with affable music producer and performer and Dylan crony T
Bone Burnett, who served as master of ceremonies.
The concerts – the first
installment was Tuesday – were to promote Ringo’s new country album, “Look Up,”
that restates his love of country music. That love was shared by his Beatles
cohorts, who borrowed heavily from all types of American music.
Ringo restated his love of country
music with his wonderful “Beaucoups of Blues,” his second solo effort, released
in 1970, as members of the Fab Four moved their own directions.
On this night, most of the classic
songs Ringo has voiced with his old mates and in the years since were covered
by some of Nashville’s best, mostly young, musicians, while Ringo showed off
some of his new songs from “Look Up.”
For example, Molly Tuttle got the
crowd singing along to “Octopus’ Garden,” a song Ringo wrote – with generous encouragement
from his cohort George Harrison – and which is on arguably The Beatles’ best
(and last) album, “Abbey Road.”
Jack White, who helped get the
show going when he joined Ringo on “Matchbox,” was a generous guest.
White also did “Don’t Pass Me By,”
another Ringo classic, and he was the star’s biggest support during the
soul-stirring finale, “With a Little Help From My Friends.”
Indeed, after that finale – an intense and
exuberant singalong featuring most of the night’s performers as well as guests
like Emmylou Harris and Brenda Lee and the loud, perhaps offkey Ryman crowd --
White stayed on the stage, enjoying his favorite activity, playing guitar,
while the backing band continued to play after the rest of the guest stars, led
by Ringo, almost rhythmically exited stages right and left.
Billy Strings, a great musician in part responsible for the resurgence of bluegrass music, did Ringo’s Beatles classic, “Honey Don’t,” and he and Tuttle teamed up for “What Goes On.”
War and Treaty, Sheryl Crow, Jamey
Johnson, Larkin Poe, Mickey Guyton, Rodney Crowell, Sarah Jarosz and more all
took their turns at singing for (occasionally with) Ringo.
My tears – some happy, some melancholy
dealing with mortality – actually were spurred by the great showman himself,
when he performed songs like “It Don’t Come Easy,” “Boys,” “Photograph,” led
the singalong of “Yellow Submarine” and especially the star-filled stage finale
of “With A Little Help From My Friends,” his best-known Beatles song (from “Sergeant
Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band.”)
That joyous melancholy for me
reached its peak earlier, on the 10th song of the night, “Boys,”
when Ringo climbed up behind his drumkit to sing and to play that instrument
where he is most at home and where he first became an international household
name more than 60 years ago.
Something about being 50 feet from
Ringo Starr on the drums (the giant screens made it closer) while he did that
Beatles classic song – on which he was the original voice – and watching him
play the drums “Ringo-style,” an easy smile on his face as he sang….
Likely this gentle man had memories
flooding him of when he did it back in 1963 with his mates, John, Paul and
George. And it emphasized to me the fact that it was 61 years ago that I heard
that song first, with this same guy on drums. Wednesday night, I put my walking
cane aside to stand up for the ovation. I’m no longer a kid. And that great
drummer no longer is a young man.
And Ringo’s rendition of his solo
hit, “Photograph” hit also bit deeply my heart. It was written in 1971 by him
and by George Harrison. But over the years, the tale of lost love has become
something of an essential part of Ringo’s set, and many view it as a sad farewell
to Lennon, who was gunned down nine years after the song was recorded.
Ringo's two nights of Ryman concerts
will be spliced together for what ought to be an amazing CBS TV special.
Also, Ringo – who lives in Beverly
Hills, California -- is donating a chunk of the concerts’ proceeds to Los
Angeles-area wildfire relief.
As Ringo guaranteed at the
beginning of the show, it would be a night of peace and love. It was that. And,
to me, it also was a night of pleasant memories and visions of mortality. Peace
and love.
Wednesday, December 18, 2024
Legendary singer Bobby Bare praises 'unique' 'Pilgrims, Pickers and Honky-Tonk Heroes'
I am honored that the great Bobby Bare wrote the preface to my book:
I have been a fan of the great journalist Tim Ghianni for more than 30 years. He should have won a Pulitzer by now for all that he has written about Nashville and country music. Underline Pulitzer and underline Tim Ghianni.
Tim has written a book of up-close-and-personal chapters
about country superstars who have changed the direction of the way country
music has been perceived.
This unique style of writing gives an insight into all the
personalities and quirks, good and bad, of a lot of famous people – from Shel
Silverstein to Eddy Arnold, Charlie Daniels, Johnny Cash and Kris Kristofferson
– and so many more magic revelations during a period of time that will never be
forgotten.
Being the notoriously great human being that he is, Tim Ghianni
is respected by all, close friends with many, and to a few others like myself,
a best friend.
n ..............Bobby Bare, Grammy-winning member of the Country
Music Hall of Fame
Bobby Bare, the great survivor of country music's best era, in first image with me and then singing along with guitar guru and songwriter Thomm Jutz. The first photo is by Shannon Bare. The other is by Ken Gray. These are just two of many rare or previously unseen images illustrating my book, Pilgrims, Pickers and Honky-Tonk Heroes. The book is on sale this week for $21.58 at amazon.com, and delivery in just days. It's also available at Parnassus and other book stores.
Monday, December 9, 2024
Little Jimmy Dickens and his fabulous Christmas lights display ... The tale of a big heart in a pint-sized package offers one more reason to buy 'Pigrims, Pickers and Honky-Tonk Heroes'
Great photographer Bill Steber took this photo of Little Jimmy Dickens by the Ryman. He and his equally artistic colleague John Partipilo have several photos in my book, Pilgrims, Pickers and Honky-Tonk Heroes, which you can order at amazon.com. There are many never-before seen photos from these gentlemen and from families of my subjects in the book.
He wasn’t happy about it, but age had caught up with him. The Christmas lights are just a part of the chapter in my book – Pilgrims, Pickers and Honky-Tonk Heroes -- about Tater, as his pal, Hank Williams, had nicknamed him.
The book would make a great holiday gift if your giftee likes country music, Nashville and human beings.
Here’s just a section from the chapter about my friend, Little Jimmy:
Again, he thought about the lack of lights on his property. Just two generous wreaths and nothing else Yuletide could be seen from outside his beloved home.
“Oh, it’s a lot of work. It takes me about a week to put them up,” he said, adding he didn’t know how many lights he normally displayed.
“Golly, I have no idea. I just kept putting them up until I ran out,” always on the day after Thanksgiving.
He looked around his yard and then over toward Franklin Road and the orphanage – the Tennessee Baptist Children’s Home -- on the other side.
“I like it when the kids in the neighborhood come by and look at them. And down at the Orphans Home, well, they bring the children by and see them lights,” he said.
“That was worth it. They would just bring them buses by. That’s the part I miss more than anything. The people in the neighborhood thanking me for putting them up and the kids enjoying them.
“That meant a lot to me.”
There is a long pause and a twinkle. “I think I’ll probably do them again next year.”
Unfortunately, Little Jimmy never put the lights up again on the spacious home he and Mona shared. There was no lack of holiday spirit.
He just got old. And tired. And his health began to diminish. He kept on going out to the big auditorium for the Opry almost until his death, though.
“Until he died, he was the oldest member of the Opry cast,” someone wrote after his death on January 2, 2015, days after his final show with the venerable radio broadcast.
And, as was his way, when his final Opry broadcast came to an end, he didn’t holler out to the fans: “Good night.”
His normal farewell was “We appreciate you.”
And for the better part of a century, country (and rockabilly) fans appreciated him right back.
I’m just so glad that there were many occasions when I encountered him offstage, not in stage gear, of course, his Nudie stuff in the closet at home.
Even so, he worked the crowd, whether at the Opry or in the frozen food aisle. “I love people,” said the fellow who finally decided at age 90 that climbing up on a ladder and putting up Christmas lights was a mighty tall task.
Friday, December 6, 2024
A friend for life is a friend in death, too: A good man, his dog and a foreword that makes me smile
Since Peter Cooper died two years ago, I’ve been missing him and our often-daily phone conversations and regular lunches. There will be many folks today who look back and lament the bright light he was, even while battling the disease that caused his death. I am responsible for bringing Peter to Nashville from Spartanburg, S.C., since I was the entertainment editor at The Tennessean who hired him for the chief music writer’s job. In the 17 years-plus since I was “bought out,” Peter has been on my mind, even bringing smiles in the last two years when I think about our many serious talks as well as wordplay/horseplay or his appreciation of me and my profane life. Sometimes while we spoke, Russell, the dog, was literally inside his shirt (truly). He loved that dog, and I'm sure they are sitting at some heavenly computer while Peter cranks out his own version of the Good Book, adding tales about baseball and Batman tattoos and a really literate dachshund. Peter and I were the “first” readers of each other’s work. Even after I left the newspaper I’d get his stories before his editor. And I read all of the speeches and other writings he did before he turned them in to his bosses at the Country Music Hall of Fame and Museum. He read each chapter of my most recent book, Pilgrims, Pickers And Honky-Tonk Heroes as I finished each installment in the course of the year or so when I was writing it. I loved the guy and he often told me he loved me.
Instead of rerunning the teary and raw (to me, still) blogpost I wrote at the time of his death, I thought I’d rerun one of his final pieces of work, the foreword to that book. This is not an ego thing for me. I do this because it actually makes me smile. And I need that.
Here are Peter's words from my book:
There is no such thing as impartiality.
Or, God forbid, there is such a thing. If so, we’re screwed.
Impartiality is robotic, metronomic, and exactly the opposite of everything
that writing should be.
Everything in the world is subjective. There are people who
worship the sun, and that’s fine. A favorite (see, I am impartial) songwriter
of mine, Malcolm Holcombe, sings, “I like the shade, where it’s cool and
green.”
I want to hear Malcolm sing about the shade, not about the
sun. I want to hear Tom T. Hall sing, “Those clear Kentucky streams, they are
always in my dreams/ I think that is something you should know.”
I don’t want to hear Tom T. objectively compare Kentucky
streams to West Virginia streams.
I want to hear Kris Kristofferson sing, “Take the ribbon
from your hair/ Shake it loose and let it fall,” and I don’t want to hear him
give an impartial guide of ways that someone might secure their hair.
I don’t want to hear that Hank Aaron hit .268 with 20 home
runs in 1974. I want to hear the story of how he changed everything that year
by hitting a towering blow off Al Downing of the Dodgers on April 8 that made
him the all-time home run king.
(He still is, in my partial opinion, though cold statistics
and easy research will tell you that the homer crown is shared by Barry Bonds
and performance enhancing drugs.)
None of this is to say that facts are inconsequential. You
can’t get ‘em wrong, or you’ll lose credibility. But facts are an essential but
incomplete part of our stories.
Where are you from? Who are you, really? These questions are
often related. The answers are inherently different. I’ve never met anyone from
Ironton, Ohio, who reminds me of native hero Bobby Bare, and I’ve spent some
time in Ironton.
I’m partial to Tim Ghianni, in no small part because he’s
anything but impartial. He sees people for who they are, not for their
statistics. He values humanity and humility over scoreboard-lit
accomplishments. If you want to know what these people did, you can look it up
yourself (it’s simple these days). If you want to know who these people are, or
who they were, you can’t find it anywhere but here.
Tim’s writing provides a window into people you will
treasure.
If you want to know who Tim Ghianni is, you’ll find that
here, too. And, partially speaking, it’s a finding far worth the journey.
-Peter Cooper
Nashville, Tennessee
Tuesday, October 1, 2024
Kris Kristofferson's words helped make Nashville my home, his friendship warmed my soul; For 88 years, his love and laughter and poetry made the world a better place. Now he's passed the rainbow
Kris Kristofferson and I sing "The Silver-Tongued Devil and I" outside a building that occupies the site of the old Tally-Ho Tavern. This was in 2003, when I asked the great singer-songwriter and human being to join me for a stroll down his Memory Lane on an even-then-unrecognizable Music City Row. Johnny Kristofferson, then 16, took this picture for us.
The party's all over
Drink up and go home.
It's too late to love her
And leave her alone.
Epitaph (Black and Blue) is evidence of how Kris
Kristofferson took personal heartache and soul-numbing regret and faded-jeans
despair and seldom-success and turned it to poetry.
He sliced open his heart and shared it with the world in his
songs, like this particular one about a lover and a friend who died with a
needle in her arm, figurative and literal.
This song, literally, came to Kris and his wingman “Funky”
Donnie Fritts, the Alabama Leaning Man, when they shared the quiet, after all
of the farewells and tears, after their friend Janis Joplin “died all alone.”
Janis was the best female rock singer ever (I am hyperbolic,
yet truthful). One of her greatest accomplishments was turning Kris’ windshield
wipers-punctuated, harp-driven tale of loneliness and lost souls in a dark, wet
night, “Me and Bobby McGee,” into a Top 40 (when there was such a thing) radio
classic.
Kris -- with the Leaning Man’s musical help -- turned his
heartbreak, Janis’ self-destructive waste, Funky Donnie’s bluesy accompaniment,
and his own “why couldn’t we have saved her from herself and the world”
melancholy and turned it into “Epitaph (Black and Blue),” a song that is one
most people skip over. To say it’s one
of his best is opinion only. How many songs qualify in that ranking?
Fittingly, “Epitaph” is the final song, the 10th
track, from his breakthrough album, The Silver-Tongued Devil and I, that
proved this student of William Blake’s recommended life of excess, an admirer
and by then a friend and student of John R. Cash, was not to be ignored.
He was, with his words, changing the vocabulary of country
music. Yes, there were the beer-soaked pickup lines at The Tally-Ho Tavern – my
own favorite watering hole a half-plus century back.
There also was the lover’s lament – “Loving Her Was Easier
(Than Anything I’ll Ever Do Again),” the contradictions offered by beliefs in Christ,
peace and patriotism in “Good Christian Soldier,” the love, innocence and subtle
melancholy of “Jody and the Kid.” Janis’ death, mourned in “Epitaph” is
revisited in “Billy Dee” – “yesterday they found him on the floor of his hotel,
reachin’ for that needle arm that drove him down to hell.” He took his “why?” reaction to Janis’ death
and used it to populate the tale of promise snatched away by the world.
It may be his
soul was bigger than a body's oughta be
singin' songs and bringin' laughter to the likes of
you and me
cause the world he saw was sadder than the one he
hoped to find
but it wasn't near as lonesome as the one he left
behind
yesterday they found him on the floor of his hotel
reachin' towards the needle, Lord, that drove him down
to hell
some folks called it suicide, others blame the speed
but we all called it crucified when Billy Dee O.D.'d
“See him wasted on the sidewalk in his jacket and his jeans, wearing yesterday’s misfortunes like a smile. Once he had a future of money, love and dreams, which he spent like they was goin’ out of style….”
It was that album, his second with his The Border Lords band, that announced to the Baby Boomers -- the folks who digested every word by Dylan and Lennon and McCartney, every wail of Clapton’s and Hendrix’s guitars, every tale of debauchery and resulting conquest by Richards and Jagger … well, you get the idea – that there was a voice as complex on Nashville’s 17th Avenue South. And it was accompanied by Dobro players like Uncle Josh Graves or the flattop picking of Mac Wiseman.
I bought that album in 1971 at the same store and perhaps on
the same shopping trip that I bought Led Zeppelin’s first (and by far, best)
album. A year or so before I bought Steppenwolf’s debut there. Everything by Dylan. Of course, Beatles and
Stones and Sly and Who, Simon & Garfunkel and Airplane, Dead and Messenger
Service. Hell, even Vanilla Fudge and
Iron Butterfly and Moby Grape ended up on my turntable.
But suddenly, there was this voice telling -- not in
psychedelic wordplay but in plain, simple language turned to Blake-style poetry
-- tales of misery and dreams and a cussing kid kicking a can down lonely 17th
Avenue South on a hungover Sunday Morning.
I smoked my brain the night before on cigarettes and
songs that I’d been pickin’.
That song of a regretful and quiet Sunday was on his
self-titled first album (later titled “Me and Bobby McGee” to capitalize on
Janis’ impact).
In that album, that includes “Bobby McGee,” by the way,
there’s a wicked slash at American middle-class hypocrisy – told in a Salvation
Army Band growl -- titled “Blame it on the Stones.
Father's at the office, nightly working all the time
Trying to make the secretary change her little mind
And it bothers him to read about so many broken homes
Blame it on those Rolling Stones.
In this little piece, I’m only a human being, a Boomer, of hand-rolled,
hoisting Mad Dog vintage, who listened to this man with stubble-bearded wisdom
and values. I’m no music nor social scholar, I’m a normal guy who discovered
Kris’ music as tonic for my own long nights and my real fears of being drafted back
in 1971. So much of this stuff, from the 1960s and 1970s was crafted at 1717 17th
Avenue South – a long-gone, rotting, redneck tenement-like apartment building
where my friend the Rev. Will Campbell told me the floors were dirt, even the
upstairs ones. They also were so flimsy,
Will – a walking contradiction as a civil activist Baptist preacher, liberal
leftist and kind old man – told me he always feared his upstairs neighbor Kris
would come right through the ceiling at the end of a long shift serving and
drinking beer at The Tally-Ho.
Of course, The Tally-Ho Tavern – later The Country Boy – was
actually a character in Kris’ tales. It is where The Silver-Tongued Devil fuels
his seductive nature with a bottle of beer or two.
Kris actually worked at that tavern – now a Curb building is
in that spot – and told me many times about how he was paid something like $50
a week and all he could drink. “I came
out ahead on that,” he’d say, with that charming laugh. It may have been $100 a
week. I am just visiting my head for this tale, not doing any research. If I
miss a lyric or two, a year or two, a street or two, that’s only because my
mental transmission falters with grief.
Kris long-ago moved from Nashville. But he kept coming back.
Waylon, Cash, Vince Matthews, Billy Ray Reynolds, Captain Midnight all were here
to greet him. Now all are dead. One of
his few remaining close friends from those days is Chris Gantry, who, when I
told him how sorry I was that his old friend had succumbed to the physical and
mental maladies of the last many years said: “At least now he’s free.”
On one of Kris’ visits to Nashville, after Johnny Cash died,
he and his family stuck around awhile for a planned tribute special. He’d not
been to Music City Row (as he called it) during the daylight in the 30 years
since he moved West – to Malibu and Maui. Swimming pools. Movie stars … as his friends
Lester and Earl sang.
I asked if he’d like to spend his Sunday with me, walking
down the Row, resurrecting memories of what had been the Hollywood of country (and some rock and blues) recording. I was surprised, kind of, that he took me
up on the idea.
“Can I bring my son, Johnny, along?” he asked.
It was a Sunday Afternoon Coming Down, filled with comrades’
laughter, sure, but always downcast by reality.
“I wish the old stuff
was still here,” or something like that, he said, as we walked what are the
various Music Squares East, West, etc. – the “identities” given to 16th
and 17th avenues south and their cross streets when the city began
to bastardize history for the sake of tourism and to make way for condominiums
where historic homes and recording studios once stood. Hell, my friend Chet Atkins’ office and the
house it was in, the building where the Nashville Sound was fertilized, didn’t
even survive the front-loaders and swinging ball-busters.
In that civic effort, a massive statue of nude dancers,
penises and vaginas fully exposed, was installed in the middle of a new
roundabout in a spot where one of Hank Williams’ homes had stood, neglected.
But now gone. No one in Nashville now
would miss it, of course. And they would have little idea of who Hank Williams
was or that Kris did his best to bring that troubled son of Alabama’s musical
grit intact and even push past those honky-tonk heartache boundaries.
“Look, Ethel, they’re nekkid!” hooted Kris, imitating the
character in an old Ray Stevens’ Shriner song, as we rolled past the massive
statue I refer to as Nudica. It’s impressive, but has little to do with three
chords and the truth.
Of course, I wrote a long story about that day spent with
Kris on Music City Row. I was joyous for the pleasant surprise that was offered
by having Kris and Lisa’s son, Johnny, along for the ride, and the walk. Johnny, 16 then, had no knowledge of his
dad’s history on these streets. Johnny was and remains a great young man, hatched
and raised in the glory that was Maui. (“We are safe, the fires are on the
other side of the island,” Lisa told me when I called after Maui’s “main city,”
Lahaina, disappeared in flames a year ago.)
Johnny made a video of that excursion as his dad and I
walked and talked, as Kris reflected and allowed slight melancholy for what
already was lost – and this was more than 20 years ago – of the history of Music
City Row.
Johnny wanted to share this bit of his dad’s history in a
class project for his school not far from the Kristofferson homeplace on the
edge of a volcano on Maui.
Outside the Curb building, in the space where once stood The Tally-Ho, Kris
and I looked at each other, nodded and put our arms over our shoulders and sang
“The Silver-Tongued Devil and I”:
I took myself down to the Tally-Ho Tavern to buy me a
bottle of beer
I sat me down by a tender young maiden whose eyes were as dark as her hair
And as I was searchin' from bottle to bottle for somethin' unfoolish to say
That silver-tongued devil just slipped from the shadows and smilingly stole her
away
I said hey little girl don't you know he's the devil he's everything that I
ain't
Hidin' intentions of evil under the smile of a saint
All he's good for is gettin' in trouble and shifting his share of the blame
And some people swear he's my double and some even say we're the same
But the silver tongued devil's got nothing to lose I'll only live till I die
We take our own chances and pay our own dues the silver-tongued devil and I…
There were many more days and evenings with Kris (and
usually his family was there, too) for the next couple of decades.
Once, backstage at the Ryman, Kris and Lisa said I was one of their favorite things about visiting Nashville. Perhaps hyperbole? But I know when I got to spend time with them, those were some of my favorite things about living in my world.
When I wanted a picture of Kris and Lisa for my book -- Pilgrims, Pickers and Honky-Tonk Heroes -- Lisa Kristofferson got their son, Kris Kristofferson Junior to shoot one, ASAP, and send it to me. This shot was taken two years ago at a ski resort where the family had gathered. I will always love the Kristofferson family.One time, in 2005, they were here to promote a racehorse
feel-good movie, Dreamer. The interviews were taking place in his room
at The Hermitage Hotel, but mine was scheduled in the dining room, giving him a
more-casual, friendly respite and time for a few cups of coffee.
I told the greeter at the dining room that Kris was going to
be down there in a few minutes and he and his publicist would be looking for
me. “When he gets here, I’ll just be the
old man sitting at that table way back in the corner,” I said. The table was
well out of eyeshot from the dining room entrance.
Five minutes later, big hands gripped my shoulders from
behind. “Hello, Old Man,” Kris said, with a typical broad laugh.
“Hello, Young Man,” I replied, as I signaled to the waiter
that he’d better bring us a full coffee pot. I had trimmed down to maybe a
dozen cups a day from my 40-cups-a-day heyday.
And I knew Kris liked his coffee bold and black or in a glass over ice,
with a wedge of lime.
There were other stories I wrote about him, about his music
and his movies. There were more times when there was no story, just two old
friends talking about life and family.
Sometimes, those visits turned more into talks with Lisa, as
Kris conducted movie star business. That was fine, as I came not only to love
Lisa but admire her deeply for taking a man whose fast-paced life was directed
toward an early grave and turned him into a happy adult, a great fellow and
friend. The guy who worshiped above all his family and his home. And, obviously,
his music. Lisa said Suzanne and I made
a perfect couple, perhaps because she sensed the similarities of the women’s
challenges and triumphs.
The most foolish I felt during our friendship was when word
came to the guys on my entertainment writing staff that Ray Price had
died. That is big news in Music City,
and so I jumped in with chief music writer Peter Cooper and entertainment
columnist Brad Schmitt to work on getting reaction so we could put a story
together for the front page. (Peter, by the way was a treasure, my best friend
in Nashville, who seemingly had a world of “almost-best friends,” including Kris. He’s
been dead almost two years. Stupid.)
I always chipped in on those deadline obituaries, since it
is hectic to track folks down. I was entertainment editor, and we shared a
“shotgun” approach to quote-getting: Just keep calling and asking and see who
you can get. In the next 40 minutes if not sooner.
I told the guys I’d get Kris, whose “For the Good Times’’
was turned into a forever classic by Ray, who I was fortunate to know. Kris
regarded it as one of his life’s great achievements. So did Ray.
I called and Lisa answered. They were up in Toronto, Canada,
touring. They were out for a seven-mile run, so I told her what had happened,
and she said Kris would call back when they got to the hotel, and he caught his
breath and composure.
Kris called within minutes, and he was both breathless
and teary as I filled him in on the widespread national news reports about the
death of his friend.
Then I immediately called Kris and Lisa to tell them their
friend was still breathing.
“We already sent flowers,” said Kris.
I said I was sorry for the fake news that made he and Lisa
send their condolence floral arrangement, and he thanked me. “Nah, it’s better
this way. He can get the flowers while he’s living.’’
I don’t need to rattle on about other encounters, other
interviews, other chats.
I guess I should add that he was an enthusiast of my writing:
“Tim is a wordsmith unlike any other,” he wrote as a Pilgrims, Pickers and
Honky-Tonk Heroes’ cover blurb after he’d read advance copy. “We’ve shared
some good times together, and he encapsulates the experiences as if they were
yesterday. A truly gifted writer and friend.”
I do need to add though that Kris is one of the main reasons
I’ve spent my half-century as a journalist in the Nashville area.
Once my future was shiny as the seats of my pants are
today, till old mother luck and all her daughters started ducking me.
I’d become a disciple of his music, and especially his
writing, while I was still in college. My folks moved from the Chicago area to
Nashville after my junior year in college.
The thought of spending my last undergraduate summer in
Nashville rather than drinking beer in the leftfield bleachers at Wrigley Field
was tempered by one thing: I was going to make sure I met Kris Kristofferson,
the guy who sang songs that narrated my life so far.
He's a poet, he's a picker
He's a prophet, he's a pusher
He's a pilgrim and a preacher, and a problem when he's stoned
He's a walkin' contradiction, partly truth and partly fiction,
Takin' ev'ry wrong direction on his lonely way back home.
But I did begin taking myself down to the Tally-Ho Tavern to
buy me a bottle of beer. And I wandered Music Row, where I met a lot of guys
with guitars. I did watch as folks like Billy Ray Reynolds, Charlie Daniels,
Funky Donnie Fritts, Billy Swan and Kris picked and sang at the picnic tables
behind the bar. I didn’t interrupt them. I had nothing good to add.
And I went to Tootsie’s Orchid Lounge, had long talks with
Tootsie and drank at least one beer. Forty years later, I joined Kris and Lisa
at Tootsie’s where bar owners installed a copper or brass plaque in the floor,
honoring Kris as the first member of their “Floor of Fame.’’
He said a few generous words, then climbed down from the
stage, asking me if I thought his words were OK. I patted his back with approval.
I don’t go to Lower Broadway anymore. Drunken bachelorettes
in crotch-exposing flimsy dresses and conventioneers and tourists stumbling and
barfing really isn’t my scene. So, I have no idea if there have been more
plaques added to the floor at Tootsie’s.
It was in that old lounge that I began to listen to the musicians,
like Lefty, E.T., Porter and the rest talk about their misadventures while they
savored a beer or two between sets across the alley, when the Opry was at the
Ryman full-time.
He has tasted good and evil in your bedrooms and your bars, and he's traded in tomorrow for today, runnin' from his devils Lord and reachin' for the stars and losin' all he's loved along the way ....
In recent years, Kris has been fading. In 2020, at the beginning of the pandemic, he
and Lisa retired from constant touring and filmmaking and settled in at the
house at the edge of a volcano in Maui.
There have been occasional appearances. A couple of months
ago, he sang with Rosanne Cash at Willie’s televised 90th birthday
tribute. He appeared happy. Withered. Not
well.
After that, as I often have done, I called the home on the
edge of the volcano to check in with Lisa. Most times, I don’t get a voice,
just a message box, and I leave words of love and admiration for Kris, for her
and her beautiful spirit and for his family.
When I learned Kris was gone, that he had died Saturday,
surrounded by his family, I was sad. But I was grateful he was with those whose
lives made his own worth giving up evenings at the Tally-Ho or Tootsie’s or waltzing with the stars on Hollywood
Boulevard to stay home with family. Reading books, picking his guitar. Singing songs and bringing laughter.
“He is happy,” Lisa told me several months ago. “He sits
here and sings his songs.”
One of his favorites was “Here Comes That Rainbow Again,” an
O. Henry-meets-John Steinbeck tale, a look at the sometimes-hidden goodness of
the human spirit.
She sent me a video showing a smiling Kris, out in the yard
in Maui, looking for both ends of the rainbow.
And the daylight was heavy with thunder
With the smell of the rain on the wind
Ain't it just like a human?
Here comes that rainbow again
But if this world keeps right on turnin' for the
better or the worse,
And all he ever gets is older and around
From the rockin' of the cradle to the rollin' of the hearse,
The goin' up was worth the comin' down
Drink up and go home….

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